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April 5, 2004 - Part 5
Flo could not understand why I was explaining Daylight Savings Time. After all, it has absolutely no impact on HER life since she works 24/7anyway. That's when I realized that Flo doesn't work for a union shop.The good news is: The fruits of her labor are showing up everywhere around here. For instance, yesterday I cooked an ACTUAL DINNER, one that wasn't associated in any way with the freezer or microwave. Then, to add good news to good news, I CLEANED UP THE KITCHEN. And even though I'm not watching, I know for a fact that Flo is working during the night,because I'm waking up------get this------FEELING LIKE I HAVE ACTUALLYSLEPT! And, to boot, that morning cough to "clear my lungs" has DISAPPEARED! What a magician Flo is! This morning I was thinking about Flo's favorite performing group, SideEffects, and specifically that one member, DyaRya. Let's face it, if he's going to be in a performing group he needs a more acceptable name,one that can be used in polite company. So, once again, I called the Bureau of Reservation Affairs. They told me that even The Reservation has reservations about this guy, and agreed about the name change .Together we reviewed the tribal name change choices. What do you think of"Green Apple Trot"? Yep, I liked that one too. So, Side Effects now officially includes Chief Big Jaw Pain, Aching Head, Green Apple Trot,and Red Face-------well, so I thought------then the B.O.R.A. official reminded me of a new member coming on board in the near future------Dancing Leg. He says I won't like him much. Then there's a guest performer who will be showing up mostly on dose titrating days.He's a military guy, acutally-----General Body Aches. At least he only has a temporary gig. And speaking of titrating, Headquarters had me set up for Mondays, but said I could choose any regular day I wanted. Now around here Monday is laundry day, grocery day, and get over the weekend day. I just don't see how I can do all that on the same day I have tickets to the Side Effects Concert. Can you? I'm changing it to Tuesdays. By the way, the first shipment of Flo's supplies arrived on my front porch on Saturday. It was six inches wider than the door. I've already called the contractor. We're widening the door and adding a room.
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